Thursday, August 28, 2008

HOW Did You Find Me???

It's time for another installment of "HOW DID YOU CRAZY PEOPLE FIND ME?"

These are the actual keywords (mistakes and all) people googled that brought them to my website.

sometimes you think what’s said to you is very bad if you understand it
Ummm yeah. It's probably a good thing I don't understand this then.

Embarrassed to wear plaid shorts
Completely understandable

Cool ways to say I’m going to bed
Yo dude! I'm crashing!

Turn your pokemon cards into money
LOL! Yes, that's pretty much what I ended up doing.

8 year old too rough with 3 year old
Teach your 3 year old how to bite.

Why doesn’t a toothache go away with antibiotics and painkillers
I don't know. Maybe you should try a shot of cortisone.

purple plaid pants
Is this the same person who googled "embarrassed to wear plaid shorts"?

what are they best pants for petites
short ones

pizza and diverticulitis
not to be confused with gassy, poopy treatment effects that look like the oil on top of a pizza

cheese gives me the toots
LOL! Ok then. Thanks for letting me know?

Good enough to eat label from because I said so
I know my blog's awesome and all, but I wouldn't recommend eating any part of it.

What does it mean when a couple takes a break?
We were on a break!

Is there anything like baking soda to take away the dead mouse smell in a wall
No. It's time to move.

Do not stand at my grave and wee
Oh, please tell me they just left off the "P".

grocery shopping with 12 kids
Ooo! I know this one! What is worse than going grocery shopping with 6 kids?

Diarrhea song of car brands
When you're driving in your Chevy and your pants are feeling heavy...

if I pull back on my second toe, it hurts in the ball of my foot
Don't pull back on your second toe. That'll be $50.00.

embarrassing clothes shopping with mom
Austin, did you write this?

Why do I have to plunge my toilet so often
Do you have kids? There's your answer.

How can I make him/her love me?
First, you should probably decide whether you want him or her to love you.

Are these keywords or song lyrics???

The chicken had a home where she lived with delight so why did she visit the construction site?

She don’t know that face I know she don’t know the things I know she don’t know I run this show

Songs that got if another shall come who’s finer then me and she want to take your love from me would you leave baby please answer the question

i think i’m over you i bought a girl a drink last night but it was only because she had your smile

its not over because it never begun it didn’t break because it was already broken

keywords or a letter to an advice column?

How many more days until July 4th?

my mom is making me wear shorts tommorrow but i dont shave what do i do?

What can you do if you have a severily broken arm and can’;t go to the hospital?

the reason spell check was invented

is alowed to take food in a airplane or chuwing gum

Steps tp armpit shavong

Self inficted tortur

Do people seriously google this stuff or do they try to write an email in the search bar?

pretty busy right now taking care of things i have been putting off for way too long, i do that way too much lol. and i am sure you are pretty busy too but do you want to grab some coffee sometime? i don’t have c

i can’t wait to go away to night the kids are so excited! thank you for all you do for me and the girls! i love you!!

just a reminder to check your pockets before doing the laundry ( ink is almost impossible to get out of the dryer).

Things that make you go HUH???

You a song that never ends lamb chop boy on bet

I am laughing so hard are staring

Spank or spanking or spankings 9 year old son

I yearbook myself laugh

toy catapiller back hole at target

Because I said so I don’t know who I am


Kitti said...

"if I pull back on my second toe, it hurts in the ball of my foot"

Don't pull back on your second toe. That'll be $50.00.

Hey, That's my problem too! But I swear I didn't write that! LOL!

Stephanie said...

You make me laugh out loud!

Also, I'm sure you've covered this before, but how do you find out what people type in to get to your blog?

Thanks for all you do!

Anonymous said...

Awwww, Dawn, geez! Because I read, "You a song that never ends lamb chop boy on bet", I have that stupid Lamb Chop song in my head. Now I'll be humming and/or singing it for weeks. I, also, have Under the Sea in my head due to the recent commercials about The Little Mermaid. I don't know which is worse.

Robin said...

ok - those are WAY too entertaining! Thanks for sharing! How's the heel? Cortisone kicked in yet?

Rick said...

I think that Google is dumping searches onto your blog that they don't have any idea what to do with.

Anonymous said...

OMG - I'm laughing so hard I have tears running down my face and my husband thinks I'm nuts. Thanks for the laughs before bed!

BTW - how do you find these??

Andi said...

Thank you so much for comenting on my blog. I can't believe you did but if I hadn't asked, it definitely would not have happened. LOL! See, I have a fabulous life too. This job is my dream come true and I will be posting about it at least for the first few months until the newness wears off. It's wonderful how our minds can go from "stay at home mom" to "working mom" and absorb even more information than we already have in this world. You realize that stay at home moms are smarter than the rest of the population. We did the hardest job first, the rest is just icing on the cake. That is why this blogging thing is such a great thing for you. The rest of the critics are just jealous.....
Keep the faith, Dawn. You are a dream come true for me and a whole set of mom bloggers. Take care, sweetie!

Iris said...

I think I know what the writer of the phrase 'I yearbook myself laugh' was looking for. Check out this site:

Amanda said...

The pokemon cards one is the best because really, that's how most of us found you!

Anonymous said...

"You a song that never ends lamb chop boy on bet"

Great now I have that damn song in my head. lol

Brenda said...

Wow. How do people think of these things?? I just google for coupons, vacation spots, boring stuff. I feel so boring.

Rosie : ) said...

Lol! Some of these are hilarious. :)

Unknown said...

Thank you so much. I literally laughed so hard tears were running down my cheeks...and not just once. A great way to start my day.

Ashley said...

I know you have said before, but please tell me one more time how you know all this. What kind of tracker do you have??

MaBunny said...

LOL, all of those r hilarious! But I like the one about Cheese gives me the toots , , glad they shared that bit of info!

Anonymous said...

That has to be one of my favorite seens from Friends. I loved that show! Thanks for the trip down memory lane!

Anonymous said...

Thanks again for making me laugh. The chevy song reminded me of a song my brother's and I used to sing when we were kids, not sure if they made it up or what but I had to share, hope you laugh as hard as I did, here goes,

diarea, diarea,
people think it's funny,
but it's really wet and runny,
diarea, diarea

Did I spell that right???LOL

Amy(only posting anonymous since I dont have time to set up a blogger acct.)

Anonymous said...

Can't quite decide which is funnier: the Google searches or your comments to them! Way too funny!

Rachel Tramontana said...

Dawn ...

I don't even know what to say. I am seriously (practically) rolling on the floor laughing - I am *trying* to contain myself so I don't wake up my 4 year old and two 2 year olds, because for some reason I don't think they'd find this as funny! You rock Dawn...I love your blog, I look forward to every post!

PS: I have had a couple VERY curious google searches on mine as well....not nearly as funny as yours but I have also thought, what the heck are these people searching? Here's a couple, heeheee....

1) we're not going to talk about spirituality and religion. although i will tell you that i have experienced a deathbed conversion.

2) bomb pop -suicide

3) preschool birthday spankings

And this one REALLY sort of CREEPS me out... I've actually gotten various searches similar ...

4) girls playing smelly mud photos (I've also had someone search for girls in mud pictures, etc.) Eek!

Anonymous said...

Dear Dawn,

Thanks for making my day!!! I laughed so hard I started snorting, and then I snorted so hard I almost puked! Oi! (but in a good way :)

RC said...

I love you post this stuff! Hilarious!

I have something for you on my blog! ^^

Anonymous said...

Oh my goodness! I have had some *really* weird ones on my blog this week - "mans poo baby" for instance. The worse one (Not sure if I should even put it here...) was "baby pampers used masturbate". I don't even want to think about what that's about - it certainly isn't about my blog!

The Broken Man

Charlene Austin said...

Fun-nee! It has been way too long since I have come by to visit your blog! You are as funny as ever and I had a good chuckle. Thanks!! Have a great weekend.

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