Sunday, June 12, 2011

I Don't Do Directions. Or Math. Or Mornings.

This morning, after a whopping four and a half hours of sleep, I got up and headed to NIU. I needed to take an assessment test because I've applied for a job working with kids in a school. So I got up at 5:00 AM and headed to Dekalb. The only other people on the road at that early hour are the folks heading home from a night out drinking. And the occasional cow. To make the drive more challenging, it was super-foggy today and I couldn't see more than a few yards ahead of me.



Kimberly said...

Ooh, I'm the same way with directions... It's awful. I live in Kentucky, right across the river from Cincinnati, and I was once trying to drive into Cincinnati and made it halfway to Columbus before realizing I should've been to my destination an hour earlier. Haha.

The breast thing was hysterical. Did it get many replies? said...

You crack me up! Maybe this is a sign not to move away from your parents :0)....

Feisty Irish Wench said...

I don't do mornings, and I don't do math regardless of the time of day. It makes my brain hurt, and when I have 4 kids, I have to always be at the ready to defend my wits.

Marianne said...

I just found you. Thank GOD. Needed a laugh.

Julie Gatherum-McGuire said...

Oh Dawn! Wish we were neighbors! My kids are home for the summer and I'm in a fetal position. Your blog made me laugh out loud and my kids are relieved because now they know I will feem lunch. :)


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