AGAIN?!

This is what I found today. Look familiar? LESS THAN 24 HOURS LATER, THE ROLL IS EMPTY AND JUST HANGING OUT WAITING FOR SOMEONE ME TO CHANGE IT! OK, I know we've had some diarrhea issues at this house lately, but come on! A whole roll in less than 24 hours?!

"Um kids, do you see how much toilet paper is left? Now, do you see the size of my butt? Do you see the problem here?"

The kids were still laughing about the fact that I'd said the side-splitting word "diarrhea" as they broke out in song.
"When you're sliding into first and your pants begin to burst,
diarrhea
diarrhea
When you're sliding into home and your pants begin to foam,
diarrhea
diarrhea
When you do a little dance and it's gooey in your pants,
diarrhea
diarrhea
When you don’t feel like a winner and your butt blows out your dinner,
diarrhea
diarrhea"

Yep, good times, good times here in the Meehan house.