I just realized I haven't done a post about the strange things people google that land them on my blog in a long, long time. Sooo, I checked my stat counter and this is what I found...
I'm 30 years old and live at home..my parents won't let me shut the door with my date
Stop complaining. You're 30 years old and you live at home. Be happy you have a date!
jeff foxworthy anal leakage
and this brought people to my blog because...?
how to spell phenomenal
D A W N
mom and boy have a very boring day
I know I google stuff like this all the time. I just love reading about boring days!
what to pack fer my 8 yer old lunch to scholl
Pack yourself! Seriously, go to school with your child. Pay attention in English class.
i'm running away
Wait for me!
how to make a pretend driver's license
also entitled - how to land yourself in jail and pay a hefty fine
testosterone surge; guy stuff
Understandable how this brought them to my MOMMYBLOG!
do you have to get approval at self checkouts for condoms
Not if you know how to use the self checkout properly. Read my tutorial!
felt marker stain removal woo hoo!
Yeah, I get pretty excited about removing stains too.
sunglasses as headband dmv picture
Hey! Some people look good with sunglasses on their heads. Some people think it's setting a fashion trend. Okay, okay, some people just forget their sunglasses are on their heads when they get their driver's license picture taken.
accidentally washed and dried cigarettes
and I thought diapers were bad
when you are bored blog
Hey now! This brought someone to MY blog??? I think I resent that.
how do you get balmex out of a carpet
a strategically placed potted plant
i can only see my 6 pack when i lie down why?
Really? How did you manage that? I can see mine all the time. Even when I shut myself in the bathroom and lock the door, they find a way in.
things you don't say to your husband
"Does this make me look fat?"
what do you do when windows movie maker has xs where the pics are supposed to be
Scream, swear, and throw the computer through the window. At least that's what I did. Although, come to think of it, it really didn't help anything.
how to tell if your a mom
Do you spend all day in a minivan driving kids here and there?
Do you find yourself humming Jonas Brothers songs?
Do you know all the characters on Phineas & Ferb?
Is your house one giant mess during waking hours?
Do you have peanut butter, macaroni & cheese, and fruit snacks in your pantry?
Have you ever uttered the phrase, "Because I said so!"?
getting rotten chocolate milk smell out of the car
Buy a new car
dont want to buy a book just want help or suggestions on how to potty train a puppy
You do realize that putting the words "buy" and "book" in there will bring up an assortment of books you can buy on dog training, yes?
i don't know the real author of this but it is what my mother and father always said to all seven of their children
Ummm, because I said so?
can't swallow a dentist
And in the category of LESS IS MORE - Google a tenth of those words, people!...
if someone backed into my car and bent the license plate do i call my insurance company
the doctor said on the colposcopy test that it look like oreo cookie crumps with white
This one also falls into the EW category and the Learn How to Spell category
new glasses or my glasses or her glasses or her contacts or her contact lenses or new contacts or my contacts or new contact lenses or my contact lenses
Or wow, or speechless, or oh wow, or seriously???
time to come out, he told me & i said i'd only been in for 6 minutes & he said that's not true. you've been in the whole day & i shrugged & said all i could remember was the last 6 minutes.
Holding A Heart I Hope Now That I Took It Out, You Will Keep It Cuz I Don't Have A Clue How To Put It Back. And If You Don't Want It Cuz It's Full Of Blood. Don't Worry Cuz I Can Wash It Off, And Put A Ribbon
Uhhhhh? What not to put on a Valentine's Day card?