It's time, once again, for a list of the strange words people Google that land them on my blog.
do you want your hubby to wear girls clothing yahoo answers
Well, I don't know what Yahoo answered about this, but I'd have to say a big resounding "NO!"
i said my tables over and over, backward and forward too...
They landed on my blog with this one because I talk about math tables all the time. You know, because I love math so much.
i had to hold my child so she didn't throw my computer through the window.
Did you play her that scary Yo Gabba Gabba video? Because I want to throw my computer out the window when I see that.
average grocery shopping trip
I don't know if I'm the best person to talk about average grocery shopping trips.
what blueberry look like in brooklyn
They look pretty much the same as in any other city.
i don't know y is my life so boring
Oh, but look how you spiced it up with your funky spelling of the word "why"!
blogspot family my cast duck tape
Here's another example of googling under the influence. And it's DUCT tape, people!!!
why does little bear not wear clothes
He wears a scarf when it's cold outside. That counts.
dawn's family's feet geting ticked by pokemon
"Ticked" by Pokemon? Ohhh, you mean "tickled" by Pokemon. Well, that makes perfect sense.
tickle torcher until we there self
Huh? Although I enjoy your creative spelling of the word "torture", I really don't understand what on earth you're trying to say.
dawn meehan is too cool!
Why yes, yes she is.
tell dawn i said so
Hey! That's my line!
should i get paid if i resign
Yes, yes sure. Let's all resign from our jobs and still get paid.
if guys wear girl would you make them peeing
An example of someone using English as a second language.
what can i have for supper
OK, this one stumps me. Seriously, someone googled this? And what came up? A menu? A list of dinner choices? My blog???
i got a blackeye shiner and i am proud of it
Take it easy, take it easy folks, this is just from the mammogram I had
always a hilarious word
what should i get my son for my birthday if i have forgotten about it
I generally don't buy my son anything for my birthday. And I almost never buy him anything for my birthday if I've forgotten about it. You know, because I've FORGOTTEN about it.
pictures of a 19 yr old in diapers being babysat
caught my 8 year old son picking his nose and eating it
What's your point?
guys love girls that smell good
Although I do tend to shower every day, I can't figure out how some of these land people on my blog.
do bats poop on humans?
I'm convinced they do! So walk very quickly through the free-flying bat exhibits at the zoo.
how to relate to the 6 year olders
Just say lots of words like "juicebutt" and you're good.
reaction about love stories where the girl is so busy that she dont have time for his man
"She don't have time for his man". I think as long as she has time for her man, it's ok.
do squirrels in nebraska carry rabies?
No, but they do carry cute little umbrellas when it rains.
clay toilet clog
Yes, Clay has clogged the toilet more than once.
am i supposed to warm up a chicken nugget lunchable?
No, you're supposed to throw the whole thing in the garbage because chicken nugget Lunchables are gross.
can wearing pants too tight injure
I've gained 10 pounds since I left for L.A. last month and I can say with full authority that yes, wearing pants that are too tight can indeed injure. OK, well maybe they won't injure you, but they don't feel good.
pictchers of pokemoncards
When you're unsure if the word is "pitchers" or "pictures", just combine the two to cover all bases.
Yes, the famed moth catiplier. It turns into a beautiful butterfly and can be used to grip things too.
so i am a mom now what?
Now you should start reading my blog. :)