OK, first things first. My good friends Mimi and Michelle are on a crusade to wipe out childhood cancer. For those of you who are new to my blog, Mimi lost her precious 4 year old, Julian, to cancer only 5 months ago. Check out these videos that Mimi's been slaving away on. She had to make three (in fact, she's working on a fourth one) because there were just so many kids who have battled/are battling cancer. Make sure you have tissues nearby.
When you're done watching these videos, click HERE to sign this petition. I know it takes a couple minutes and it's kind of a pain, but as Mimi says - it could happen to you. In the blink of your eye, you could get that dreaded diagnosis - cancer. As your whole world crumbles away, wouldn't you want someone in your corner, fighting for your child?
And God has gifted Michelle with incredible artistic talent and she's putting it to use to raise money for childhood cancer. Check out the link for 4 THE KIDS over to the right there -------------> Michelle is also walking for the kids in her Relay for Life. The link for that is HERE. Thank you for taking the time to check these out and/or donate money and/or pray that a cure is soon found! :)
Reminder - you have until midnight central time on Friday to leave a comment on THIS POST listing your 3 favorite mom websites. The winner will receive a set of Wonder Pet beanies..."We're not too big and we're not too tough, but when we get together, we've got the right stuff." Oh joy, I'm going to have that little ditty in my head for the rest of the night. Anyway, you'll get the set of beanies AND a $75 gift card for Good For the Kids!!! Meanwhile, check out Angie's variety of safe sippy cups which are free of Bisphenol A (BPA Free), phthalates and DEHA. She's also got a ton of toys to nurture and engage your little ones like Melissa and Doug puzzles and Zoobie pets.
OK, now it's time for another installment of How On Earth Did You Weirdos Find Me???
These are the actual keywords that folks googled in order to find me.
telling good lies to each other at class reunion
I recommend it.
why do people get stung if they step on a dead jellyfish?
because they've stepped on a jellyfish
Camping in southern Missouri I came across a spider the size of my hand
Note to self: don't go camping in Missouri.
what should i do with my mother when i have so many problems with her
OK, which one of my kids googled this?
pee stains on pants
It wasn't me! Honestly. It was just water from the fountain that I sat in!
How many more days of school??????????!!!!!!!!!!
OK, now which kid googled this one?
If you asked a woman to change your diaper what would she say?
I searched butt paste for you dawn
just a fool to believe she's got disease you tube
I believe the lyrics are "just a fool to believe I've got anything she needs..." not "disease"!
Ways to get moms sympathy when I’m sick
Oh suck it up! You're not that sick.
my daughter shaved her eyebrows off
Oh my gosh! Why???
So you what???
You what???? Stop leaving me hanging like this!
I look up to the most to my mom because
Grrrr! Because WHY???
I’m so angry at my new husband
Get used to it.
Hi dawn! Wanted to see if I make it to your next google list becuase I said so! =p
Someone has a little too much time on her hands. ;)
Your laughing at me because I’m different I’m laughing at you because I have gas
I'm sorry to hear that.
If you’re driving in a Chevy and your pants are feeling heavy diarreah
Songs about bodily functions for $200 Alex.
Silicone dog’s paws
Do they really make prosthetic paws for dogs?
I resign because of family
I hear ya there!
One fabulous mom blogspot
Thank you, thank you, thank you. :D
Arizona scorpions in toilet drain
Oh my gosh! And I thought it was bad when my friend Stacie told me that scorpions had dropped on her head while she was in the bathroom!
Why does my water bottle smell like feet?
because your kids filled it with milk and let it sit in your car, in the summer heat, for 2 weeks. Just guessing.
Don’t eat the bugs clay
Do you hear that Clay? Don't eat bugs!
It just wouldn't be my blog without the requisite butt reference.
How do bats poop
with their butts (sorry - couldn't help myself)
Can you take her back and change her for another
I swear I didn't google this about Brooklyn!
Plaid knee socks
Thing you don't want to wear. Ever.
Children who eat strange things diaper crème
I don't know. When you spell cream like that, it makes it sound like a dessert.
What does a grade one kid put in his backpack
I looked in Lexi's backpack so I could accurately answer this. A first grader puts Littlest Pet Shop toys, Polly Pockets, a Leapster game cartridge, a pencil, 2 crayons, a bunch of misc. papers, 3 socks, a library book that should have been turned before school got out a couple weeks ago, a baggie filled with smashed crackers, 4 containers of chapstick/lipgloss, a bracelet, and one of my Tupperware cups.
My son flushed something down the toilet and now it won’t flush, how do I unclog it?
Oh honey! Are you on your way home yet?
How do mom blogs get so many views?
because we're so darn awesome!
This is how I walk my dog Dorothy
Thank you, Elmo.
Things that make you say, "Wha???"
if suddenly you forget me, don’t look for me, because suddenly I’ve forgotten you
I you because so
Win thi lootery book
The style of is normal day pair of shoes that is in right now for teenage boys
Utah toilet lock bailey
She don’t know that face I know she don’t know the things I know she don’t know I run this show
the chicken had a home where she lived with delight so why did she visit the construction site?
I haven’t a clue about what you just said, so here is a rabbit with a pancake on its head.
I try to make my way to you but still I feel so lost I don’t know what to say, what else to do. Don’t give up on me yet, don’t forget who I am I know I’m not there yet, but don’t leave me alone
I don’t know if what I did was right or wrong, guess I will never know. But, I made it, and I guess I should be thankfull for that.