my mom doesn't call or visit
And this is a problem because...?
My son pees and poops without his underwear on the potty
why does my six pack disappear after dinner
How did you manage that? Mine hangs around and makes messes, asks me for stuff, and gets into more food.
how come you can only see two of my six pack?
The other four are in school?
why did i pee my pants at the gym?
I could be wrong, but it was probably because you had to go to the bathroom. Oh yeah, and exercise is evil.
love my kids but they're wearing me down
Join the club, my friend, join the club.
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Fun tongue twisters for the whole family!
what do you do when windows movie maker has xs where the pics are supposed to be
Cry, throw the computer across the room, or start all over again.
she grew a mustache
Are you sure her brother didn't just color her with marker?
sit in a bath of vodka to get drunk
Inebriation by osmosis. Hmmm, interesting theory.
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I think I'm a little offended that my blog came up under this search.
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Now, I'm really offended!
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OK, I take back what I said about the last two searches!
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Now that's more like it!
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No, no they do not. They do, however, necessitate the removal of the toilet to get them out. Just sayin'.
i don't know the real author of this but it is what my mother and father always said to all seven of their children
That's me! That's me! Because I Said So!
she is not going to bring her kids to my house is she?
THE FOLLOWING ARE SEARCHES THAT MAKE YOU SHAKE YOUR HEAD IN WONDER
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THE FOLLOWING ARE SEARCHES THAT NEED 90% FEWER WORDStime to come out, he told me & i said i'd only been in for 6 minutes & he said that's not true. you've been in the whole day & i shrugged & said all i could remember was the last 6 minutes.
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i want to color my hair, it has a tendency to turn orange and brassy if i lighten it, what can i do
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AND FINALLY, THE FOLLOWING SEARCHES ARE BLATANT ATTEMPTS TO BE MENTIONED ON MY BLOG
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