It's time to do a post about the crazy things people google that bring them to my blog. Before you ask, I use statcounter.com to see these phrases. Enjoy...
Clay goose poop
Things my son has picked up off the sidewalk
easy way to make a toilet cake
Why would you want to make cake for a toilet?
balmex in the carpet
Oooo, so close! The answer we were looking for was Desitin on the couch.
Cake or math formula?
spam cordon bleu
Yeah, making it French-sounding doesn't change the fact that it's SPAM!
Stomach stapling mouth
Hmm, interesting concept - stapling your mouth instead of your stomach to lose weight.
Because I said so couch
Does it look something like this?
Causes of diaper rash on pineapple
??? I didn't even know that was possible
Bird poop in house good luck?
No, that's just what people say to make you feel better because a BIRD POOPED IN YOUR HOUSE!
Does matthew perry have a tattoo on his ankle
Oooo, did someone say Matthew Perry? Have I mentioned how I brushed up against him? Yes? Well, I'm mentioning it again.
The diarrhea song lyrics from parenthood
When you're slidin' into first and your pants begin to burst, diarrhea (cha cha cha) diarrhea (cha cha cha)
Doritos anal seepage
Let me guess, you're taking Alli?
The weirdo's blogspot
Staple swallowed child
Get rid of smell of rotten food in a backpack
Impossible. Just throw it out. Not that I know from experience or anything. A-hem.
Moms diet plan
Snack: handful of kids' animal crackers
Lunch: realize you haven't eaten when 2:00 rolls around, make a healthy salad, then finish the kids' macaroni & cheese and hotdogs as you clean up the dishes
Dinner: too busy driving the kids around to eat, grab a cheeseburger on the fly
Snack: wine, lots of wine
tangerine! (Oh sorry, I thought we were just doing random words)
When mom is mean
Did you google this, Savannah?
Safe to bring laptop to Disneyworld
Yes, bring the laptop; leave the kids behind
haircut pixie cut youtube butt pixie haircut
the first 2 lines of a Haiku?
Hilarious why did the chicken cross the road jokes
According to my kids, the chicken crossed the road because a bat farted on it. I know, I know, but if you tell your kids, they'll crack up. Trust me.
Superglue to get kernel out of ear
ideas that may seem good at first, but after the alcohol wears off, you realize just how stupid they were
what is a “mom's time-out” when you’re about to go off the deep end
lock yourself in the bathroom with a glass of Chardonnay. Or so I've heard...
you're, like, really really pretty. and i'm, like, really really proud of you
Awww, this was written just for me, right? Right???
what happens if i leave l'oreal preference hair color in longer than the instructions say?
You hair turns out looking orange like this...
tracing digestion of pizza
weird stuff in toilets
Boys in dresses
I HOPE THESE ARE SONG LYRICS OR YOU PEOPLE ARE JUST INSANE
the day you died, the day i tried, was hard to face as there i lie, buried beneath the covers wishing to be one and all.
a book about a person who is a cleaning person, but he see this girl that he loves and does many things while her friends want her to go with another boy that he doesn't like
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