The homeowner replied, "Well my kids ran out of toilet paper so they thought that paper towels would be a good substitution. When the paper towels didn't flush, they tried flushing again and again.
Mr. Fixit looked confused and asked, "Aren't your kids in college?
"YES!" she replied. "It never ends! The stupid stuff never goes away! They don't get any better as they get older."
There goes the remaining shred of hope I had for my kids.