It's been a long time since I checked my stat counter to see the keywords people have googled that brought them to my blog. I took a look at it this week and this is what I found...
let's do lunch diet program
YES! Now, that's MY kind of diet program. Let's do lunch!
what to pack for kids when you go out of town
If you're going out of town, you should probably pack for yourself, not the kids. Remember pants!
teeth marks soap
You mean like this?
flour sack babies really a relevant way to teach children how to be parents
No, but you can make some delicious chocolate chip cookies with them.
212 year old not interested in potty training
Yeah, once you hit 212 years, I think it's perfectly acceptable to wear diapers again.
i have a wet pullup on any one wants to respond
I really want to respond, but alas I'm speechless.
jeff foxworthy anal seepage
Poor Jeff. Sounds like a personal problem.
perforated eardrum still hurts
suffocating dinosaur costume
Yes, this mom doesn't want to make any ordinary dinosaur costume for her son. She's looking up patterns for a "suffocating" dinosaur costume.
why would a cat attack a person holding a crying baby?
to get the baby to shut up?
hr huff n puff carton
OK, this person is probably referring to the warped old cartoon, H. R. Pufnstuf. Unless it's a new brand of cigarettes, perhaps? "I'll just take a carton of huff n puffs please."
stay at home mom gets nothing for mother's day, should i be angry
It depends. Is the stay-at-home-mom you?
if i got stung by a bee and i'm 6 months from having a baby
Yes? What's your question?
mom love girls old 3 and short com
love mom baby old 3 girls short com.
Ohhh, that's better. Wait, no it's not. Huh?
lego indiana jones tips how get thru the darkness
I don't really think you want THESE tips...
6 kids family large blog
I have 6 kids, but just an average sized blog.
dawn meehan i don't have an accent Sunday sound out because i said so \
Hey, I don't have an accent either!
what do you do when you find the blue thing after having dinner? indy
Ummm, just where exactly did you find this blue thing?
my three year old stuck clay up her nose
Hey, my three year old stuck a Tic Tac up her nose!
math riddles 100 smurfs purple hair midnight
Those of you who have read my blog for any amount of time, know I'm not mathy, but seriously, does this make any sense???
riddle midnight smurf hair purple
Uhhh, still not getting it.
It's the new creative spelling for Captain Jack.
can i pick my 11 year old friends
If you're 11, sure you can! If you're an adult, maybe you'd better find a little older friends.
hairball looking spider
I don't know, but I have seen a spider-looking hairball.
nephew forced to wear poodle petticoats
Poodles have petticoats?
how to make cheap light sabers from pool noodles
Step 1. Buy a pool noodle
Step 2. Give it to your kids
Step 3. Pay ER bill when your child is injured with pool noodle light saber
Step 4. Realize they aren't so cheap afterall
what is a good comeback for that is not what your mom said last night?
"Oh yeah, Reilly? Well, the jerk store called, and they're running out of you."