tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post2799352871729643755..comments2024-02-09T04:00:27.528-05:00Comments on BECAUSE I SAID SO: Crazy Googlers!Dawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00465587872521082056noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-81449590678801503062009-06-01T23:51:26.958-04:002009-06-01T23:51:26.958-04:00I'm dying...truly, just about falling out of my ch...I'm dying...truly, just about falling out of my chair laughing at these. Thanks for sharing! I can't remember how I stumbled across your blog the first time, but now I know I have it bookmarked and check it all the time! No weird "anal ants in pants to tell a 3yo" cryptic searches for me!JennyFhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11723809166619576787noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-51117905335180549192009-05-26T12:21:54.468-04:002009-05-26T12:21:54.468-04:00Should I have my dr. repeat my Altzheimer's exam i...Should I have my dr. repeat my Altzheimer's exam if some of these make sense to me?!<br />Turns out I'm just aging normally(seems the hinges of the steel trap have worn down some).Candinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-10507918215903735552009-05-23T23:58:54.698-04:002009-05-23T23:58:54.698-04:00This is hilarious. My blog is also basically g-rat...This is hilarious. My blog is also basically g-rated, but this post gets an obscene amount of traffic, presumably from people who are not looking for a parenting blog: http://childwild.com/2007/02/15/hellooooo-boooobies/Sierra Blackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10971613726745386994noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-71634875659920888822009-05-23T20:55:10.351-04:002009-05-23T20:55:10.351-04:00Dawn these posts always crack me up! I started ch...Dawn these posts always crack me up! I started checking my stat counter too, but they are never as funny as yours!Jenhttp://www.moorethanamom.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-11508741625180906152009-05-22T11:59:07.831-04:002009-05-22T11:59:07.831-04:00I always know I can count on a few good chuckles h...I always know I can count on a few good chuckles here, lol.Beckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03362618797920704090noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-11625279132778097802009-05-22T10:15:24.730-04:002009-05-22T10:15:24.730-04:00"jax parrow
It's the new creative spelling for Cap..."jax parrow<br />It's the new creative spelling for Captain Jack."<br /><br />Perhaps they were looking for Captain Jack's parrot? Or a Jacksonville sparrow?Danahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12572283085110048084noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-52735102504566687032009-05-22T05:45:10.684-04:002009-05-22T05:45:10.684-04:00I actually sometimes "seed" my blog with unusual w...I actually sometimes "seed" my blog with unusual words just to try to frustrate and annoy people searching for questionable material. For example, recently I managed to get the words cute, chick, flash, and peeper all in the same post, and it was 100% clean. I was proud of that one...Bonnihttp://bonni.net/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-4602989982840989352009-05-21T21:31:08.083-04:002009-05-21T21:31:08.083-04:00I was laughing at all these silly people... until ...I was laughing at all these silly people... until I got to the Playdough one and realized that I don't remember what I'm supposed to do if someone sticks something up a nose. Crap. I know there's a non-ER solution and now I forget what it is. But I'm SO not googling it after reading these!Michellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07803503583347758969noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-35339495921283323912009-05-21T17:26:38.650-04:002009-05-21T17:26:38.650-04:00This was hilarious! Thanks for sharing!This was hilarious! Thanks for sharing!Jessicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12765673372975518220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-29756438870877310792009-05-21T16:09:28.465-04:002009-05-21T16:09:28.465-04:00These made me laugh so darn hard... :D How do you ...These made me laugh so darn hard... :D How do you find out what people have been googling? I have a blog too.Kelsiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12492592651511198267noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-75476397566432494532009-05-21T14:53:26.006-04:002009-05-21T14:53:26.006-04:00That was so funny! I couldnt stop laughing.That was so funny! I couldnt stop laughing.Susiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09827002960664973637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-6302515817842444932009-05-21T11:00:53.337-04:002009-05-21T11:00:53.337-04:00I laughed really hard at a few of these. Thanks!I laughed really hard at a few of these. Thanks!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-73919800449443268612009-05-21T10:09:25.722-04:002009-05-21T10:09:25.722-04:00some people should not be allowed to googlesome people should not be allowed to googleDaynahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00546348896924757969noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-24684903883089972912009-05-21T09:55:57.236-04:002009-05-21T09:55:57.236-04:00Seriously?! I hope most of those searchers are th...Seriously?! I hope most of those searchers are third graders. You really couldn't make this stuff up! Too funny.TheQueen@TerrorsInTiarashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16804947259272814421noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-29740075708154714242009-05-21T09:54:40.403-04:002009-05-21T09:54:40.403-04:00"What's the difference? You're their all-time best..."What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller!"<br /><br />I love that episode!Aprilnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-91313062094503313022009-05-21T09:50:08.022-04:002009-05-21T09:50:08.022-04:00Thank you for sharing, Dawn. It made me cry I laug...Thank you for sharing, Dawn. It made me cry I laughed so hard! At LEAST no one googled bat poop and butt paste this time!Amber Naraehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15672559258679797275noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-30948081908889312162009-05-21T09:36:47.521-04:002009-05-21T09:36:47.521-04:00omg , those are hilarious! sounds like some people...omg , those are hilarious! sounds like some people just type stuff in to see if they will get to your blog!MaBunnyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07729495477063071692noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-39708838989333867522009-05-21T07:25:51.789-04:002009-05-21T07:25:51.789-04:00These are hysterical! I posted an essay titled "Bi...These are hysterical! I posted an essay titled "Bike Porn," a reference to how bicyclists like my hubby love looking at pictures of other people's bikes or cool new bikes in magazines and online. (My blog is PG, or sometimes PG-13 at the worst!) This resulted, as you can imagine, in some amazing google search hits that must have horribly disappointed the searchers.Susan Raihalahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03018860599601419989noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-31724780342149540592009-05-21T06:29:31.769-04:002009-05-21T06:29:31.769-04:00Um, I had a dream about 100 smurfs who turned my h...Um, I had a dream about 100 smurfs who turned my hair purple, made my nephew wear poodle petticoats, and stuffed me in a suffocating dinosaur costume. Google led me here, for comforting.<br /><br />I feel better now, so I'm going to pick some hippotomushrooms for dinner.Lynn Kellanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11347865234211013908noreply@blogger.com