It's been a while since I took a look at my Stat Counter to see the keywords that have brought you people to my blog. I looked today. I'm sorry I did.
Photos of smurf bedroom theme
Reasons why 4 year olds should never be allowed to redecorate
Woman that smell like feet
Are there guys out there looking for women who smell like feet? Perhaps someone is trying to find a cure for women who smell like feet? Are there women who smell like feet? Who are they and why do they smell like feet? And most importantly, why on earth did this lead them to my blog???
Why do my legs shake when I put my weight on the ball of my foot?
How much do you weigh?
I love to watch sky when it’s blue
Umm thanks for letting me know?
Sick of repeating myself
I’m sorry. What did you say?
When should my daughter shave her legs?
When she starts looking like this…
I have to run erons
Make sure to stop by Borders and pick up a dictionary while you're out.
Ripe blue barry’s
Maybe you can borrow that above guy's dictionary.
indiana buro of motor vehicles licens plates
Umm, yeah, that dictionary's going to get a lot of mileage.
Clear gelly substance in baby butt
First, get in line to borrow the dictionary. Then, make sure you change your baby's diaper before it explodes, leaving gel particles all over his butt.
Because butt paste tastes so awesome I said so
Pictures of bat poop
My mother makes me wear girl clothes
Hmmm, well, are you a boy or girl?
Boys who like wearing their sisters panties and skirts
Well that answers that question.
Secret # 6; it?s every girls dream to have a guy call her at 3 in the morning just to say I love you
Oh yeah? Well, here’s secret #7 – If you call a mom at 3 in the morning she will 1. Freak out that something bad has happened and 2. Chew you out for cutting into her precious sleep time just to tell her something stupid like “I love you”.
How often do bats pee or poop
Again with the bat poop?
Smacking noises eating
Things that make me want to do bodily harm to Joe.
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