I told him, "Because you've eaten too much cake, candy and cookies and you've been running around like a maniac all night."
A little later, he came up to me and complained that his tummy was still hurting. I told him to sit down and rest for a bit.
A little later still, I was cleaning up stuff after the party. As I took a load out to my car, Clay, already outside by Joe, said, "I feel like throwing up."
Being the awesome, concerned mom I am, I said, "Well do it outside!"
About 60 seconds later - BBBBAAAARRRRFFFFFFFF! Splat all over the sidewalk. I ran back inside. Seriously, you've never seen a fat lady move so fast. Joe cleaned up Clay (and the sidewalk). Happy birthday, hon!
Thankfully, after losing all his