Forget the soft food TMJ diet. I'm doing Brooklyn's diet.
For breakfast, she had 2 potato chips she found umm, somewhere.
For lunch, she had half a tortilla with melted butter and cinnamon.
For a snack, she smelled a banana and licked the peel.
This is what she had for dinner...
Yep, that's a straw in the empty ketchup bottle. Forget the burger, hold the bun, no cheese please. I'll just take the condiments thankyouverymuch.
I remember stressing over stuff like this when I had 1 or 2 kids. Will they get sick if all they eat is ketchup and banana fumes? Should I call the doctor? How can I get them to eat a balanced diet? Somewhere along the line, however, my attitude changed. You want to go all day and eat nothing but a piece of cheese, 2 grapes (with no skin, of course), a teaspoon of milk and a cotton ball? Knock yourself out. Less cooking for me.