Had ya going there for a minute, didn't I?
OK, I've still got to pack for my trip to New Jersey, so I'll leave you with a few Google phrases from this week. These are the actual, untouched, copied and pasted Google keyword searches.
gross food in kids bedrooms
Obviously my blog came up with this search.
disposable diaper gel egg
That's an interesting place for the Easter bunny to hide an egg.
how do bats poop
Probably like any other animal on earth. You know, with their BUTT.
Uh yeah, again, NO idea how you got to my blog.
how to get green marker off carpet?
Put a throw pillow over it.
socks on her hands
What we make our kids wear when they've lost all their mittens over the winter and it's still snowing in APRIL!
3-d project ideas using aluminum foil
Someone has a little too much time on their hands
Yummm, did your dog have an accident in the house or is that a poo candle I smell?
sewing pattern yo gabba gabba dress
Oh yeah, dress your kid in that, but don't be surprised when they get their butt kicked at school.
teach children to vomit in a bucket
An important lesson, to be sure!
tooth hurts when i lie down
Umm don't lie down?
terrible smell in ford expedition
Oh too bad. I only know what to do about terrible smells in Chevy Suburbans.
These next ones belong in the "COULD YOU USE ANY MORE WORDS IN YOUR SEARCH?!" archives.
saying things that i thought would never say to my child that my mom said to me
i have a bunion on my foot and cannot find a shoe to wear help
the name of the song that goes like this: everybodys searching for a hero people need
how much does roto rooter charge to unclog a bathtub drain
accidentally washed a diaper is it ok to dry the clothes in dryer?
steph: it's not you...it's the system.i'm in grade eight, so i'm important.you're in grade seven
-elmo mommy video or videos or movie or movies tickle or tickles or tickled or tickling or ticklish
if i change my domain name will it still show up as blog spot blog?
picture of a girl saying i have to go pee pee in mi pants
picture of someone saying I like to go pee pee in my pants
the room is completely dark, if there are 24 socks in the drawer, and there are only 3 colors of socks in the
That last one could also go into the "STUPID MATH QUESTIONS" category.