It's time, once again, to take a peek at my stat counter to see how you guys found my blog. Here are a few of the actual keywords that landed you here.
i love shoes because
and this led them to MY blog???
a cool mom
Well, naturally my blog came up. ;)
how much to feed kids
Really? Are you asking me this? Today Brooklyn didn't eat anything. She just smeared banana all over her face. I think she was trying to get her nutrition through osmosis.
the song that gets on your nerves
This is the current song that is on my nerves. Savannah came home from school and asked me about Constantinople and now I can't get this song out of my head!
my two year old won't go on the toilet anymore
Be happy! My 4 year old only goes ON the toilet. I'm trying to teach him to go IN the toilet.
This might have been fitting back in 1998.
funny marriage advice for young couples
Umm, say, "No" when your wife asks you if her outfit makes her look fat.
working mom feed breakfast
I hope my Cheezits post didn't come up for this one!
not a good place to store pet frogs
toddler testosterone surge
When your 3 year old grows a beard
peach syrup vomit
It's the newest flavoring for tea
forced butt smelling stories
I don't know if it's more disturbing that someone Googled this or that my blog came up.
anal seepage blue collar
I don't think a collar (in any color) is going to help you with this one.
fat costa rican butt
Oooo so close. The answer we were looking for is "fat half-Greek butt"
mother/daughter armpit shaving
Creepy bonding experiences for $400, Alex
because i said sew
Right now! Start stitching!
is wearing man english striped socks
it seems like i'm sick every month
Me too. Sick and tired of cleaning up messes!
smelling best friend's feet
Now that's frienship! Or something like that. And really, are there websites dedicated to smelling friend's feet?
looking in bathrooms for dirty diapers
Looking in bathrooms? Amateurs! I look in the refrigerator, the high chair, and behind the TV.
extra gum butt ad
I hope this isn't a new flavor of Extra gum.
will pants stop your penis from growing
Think the guy who Googled this, wears a skirt?
just one year giraffe pajamas
Yes, and after that first year, giraffes sleep in the buff.
Do mice like cheerios
Why yes! Yes they do. Especially when they're shoved down in your registers.
Wears red striped socks?
I said what what in the butt
It's official. This is the butt blog.
flushing out swallowed coins
Who said you can't poop your own money?
sexy scarecrow brain costumes
Yep, there's nothing sexier than scarecrow brains.