Sunday, May 17, 2009
Sunday Sound Out
And now, it's time for viewer mail...
Just curious -- why would your parents, grandma and sister makes plans to get together that didn't include YOU?
I know right?! It's either A: they figured I'd be doing something with my family and didn't bother to ask. Or B: they didn't want me and my loony kids running all around their house. I'm going with "B".
Are you going to BlogHer??
Yes! Procrastination pays off again! I put off registering for BlogHer and missed out on tickets and was put on a 50 mile long waiting list. This weekend I was one of the lucky ones who was able to get a ticket though. Yipee!
Do you think this is where Austin learned all about procrastination? He put off his social studies project until the night before and managed to get an A on the thing! Ugh! How are we ever going to learn our lesson about procrastination when things keep working out for us?
I'm so craving a Chicago hotdog! I know Portillo's delivers via mail but it is too freaking expensive!
I was just thinking about Portillos earlier today because I wrote a post about fun hairdos from Suave and I mentioned celebrity stylist Luke O'Connor in the post. He was telling me how much he loves Portillos as he did my hair in Beverly Hills. LOL! You can stop by my review blog to enter the giveaway for a set of Suave haircare products HERE. And you have one more day to enter to win a case of V-8 V-Fusion HERE.
Any particular reason you changed the RSS settings so that the full text of the entry doesn't show up in feed readers?
Just to make you crazy. Oops sorry, that's the answer I reserve for my kids. Actually, it was an experiment to see if it affected traffic to my blog. I think it'll be changing back this week though so hang on a couple more days.
So what made your friends think any of this [amount of junk in my van] was hilarious? They obviously don't have kids.
Bingo! You hit the nail right on the head.
But since we are in the van as much as in the house, don't we need extra toys, food and clothes in there?
Yes! In fact, I say car manufacturers should take this into consideration and install toilets and fridges standard on all minivans.
Exactly how big is your car Dawn?
It's just your standard 43 passenger van. Why?
Wait, how many cars participated in that photo shoot? Wow, that's a lot of stuff! Aren't you glad it's not all on your living room floor?
Uh yeah, not on my living room floor, uh huh. Yeah, because that would be bad. Excuse me while I kick the piles of toys and junk under the couch.... ahem.
How ever do you fit the kids in the car?
I'm supposed to put them in there too???
Took more time to take photos and write this post than it would have to clean all that stuff up - at least with the car to trash can method.
Yeah, but taking pictures was more fun than cleaning it. Duh.
Out of curiosity, after the pics, did you ummm clean out any of the detrius?
Ummm yeah, sure, sure I did.
I just went to my library website and typed in "dawn meehan" to see if they have your book, and the search results came back with "Did you mean 'dawn elephant'?" That just cracked me up, so I had to share!
Have you seen the size of my butt? I completely understand why "elephant" came up while googling my name!
Do you know what books stores will carry it [Because I Said So]?
Family Christian book stores and some Barnes & Noble stores carry it. You can also get it online HERE or HERE. Or, if you'd like an autographed copy, you can get one HERE.
very cute of Brooklyn, so Dawn, did you get her that after she had spent so much time telling you what she wanted?
Ugh, you know what I got her? I got the kids some sidewalk chalk and a 6 pack of bubbles for them to play with at the older kids' sporting events. Know what Clay & Brooklyn did with the bubbles while I was on the phone? They poured 4 bottles out on my kitchen floor and then stripped down and lubed themselves up with Desitin and Vaseline and made a kind of indoor slip-n-slide. I had to video blog that one. Seriously, where do they come up with this stuff??? I never would have dreamed of doing something like that when I was a kid. Savannah never did crazy stuff like that. :::sigh::: It took me over an hour to clean the floor even with Clay's "help"!
I finally ordered your book today, from the Christian Book Distributor on line. Am I a fan, or what? How many of your males readers have said the same? (s.s.o.)
I think you're one of three male readers, Rick. You're an elite group. Congratulations!
*lol* -- I've seen worse, when it comes to dinner time, ;-)
So have I. Almost every single night, in fact. I really should've shot some more footage before that video blog was put together.
I see Mom sits at the head of the table ;0
Actually, no, Brooklyn sits there (which is somehow fitting). We just rearranged a bit to try and fit everyone in the shot.
And should I even ask what came flying [across the table during dinner]?
Probably not. I try not to ask. Sometimes the answer is just scary.
And put your hands together for our musical guests, The Proclaimers (just because they have fun Scottish accents.)
Monday, May 11, 2009
A Look Into the Depths
...of my van, that is.
Thursday night after my book signing, my friends helped me carry a heavy box of books and my video camera and tripod and such out to my car. As they put the things in the back, this is what they saw...
In all honesty, I didn't think twice about it. My van is actually fairly clean right now. These guys, however (or the ones who don't have kids anyway) thought it was hilarious that I had so much stuff in there. So, I decided to take pictures.
The view from the back - 2 baseball bags, a hockey bag, a case of water and a box of books...
Here's a close-up of a wad of chewed gum. What? Where else would you put nasty, old chewed-up gum?
Clay's bat bag, Jax's water bottle, and a bag with a little Video Now player (minus batteries) in it...
Jax's hockey bag...
Lexi's Nintendo DS. So THAT'S where it is!
a naked Strawberry Shortcake doll (for some reason, all the dolls in my house and car are naked. Should I be concerned?), Matchbox car, stuffed doll, and a lawn chair...
an Oreo cookie wrapper and a snow scraper... Yes, I'm aware it's May, but you just never know...
Water bottle, softball, and a used straw just because...
a naked mini Bratz doll with no feet Yes, I know my kids are probably disturbed. But check out that cool hairdo!
a couple of Brooklyn's glamorous jewels...
some of my reusable grocery bags and more jewelry...
a broken hockey stick, another doll, and a cloth bag full of toys under the seats...
a broken lid from a fast food soft drink cup...
a pile of garbage...
a pair of pants... I have no idea!
an elbow length glove and a doll hairbrush...
an empty bag from Disney World...
a swim vest still in my car from when we went to The Dells in January...
a pirate argh!
a year book, baseball cap, sweatshirt, and poncho...
Barbie keys...
straw wrapper, cookie wrapper, and smashed dandelion...
Brooklyn's sweatshirt, crumbs, and dandelion parts from the bouquet Brooklyn gave me the other day...
Belle and the tray from the stroller that broke last month...
another swim vest that's been in here since January...
Moto Moto who repeatedly says, "Grrrr, I'm every hippo's dream" until we're all shouting, "Shut up Moto Moto!"
a magnet that we made in Sunday school...
another Sunday school project. The kids in my class kept asking Austin to draw them sharks to add to their fish.
My area is fairly clean - 3 week old water bottle, coconut lip gloss, change and some misc. papers and CDs.
Sleeping Beauty...
a paper that Lexi drew on. It says, "I love you Mom!" Awww...
The only problem I see here is that there is a serious lack of fruit snacks, fries, and Goldfish crackers. What's up with that???
