How Did You Get Here???

I like to check my stat counter now and then. It's fun to see what keywords people use in their Google searches that bring them to my blog. Here are a few from this week...

playland pee pants
It's the new Chuck E. Cheese.

my kids are so bad

Join the club.

gaterdad
Upon waking and seeing his reflection in the mirror,

Mark googled this.

dime a dozen for big butt

Twelve big butts for 10 cents! Get 'em while they're fresh!

if you never wanted to talk you should have said so

Wouldn't you have to talk to do that?

hamper wet clothes odor urine

the answer is - your kid peed in his pants and threw them in the hamper.

do you work at a grocery store? no. then why are you checking me out?

Lame pick-up lines for $400, Alex.

my son had a diaper full of clear gel like pellets

You might want to stop feeding him clear gel like pellets.

best way to clean in butt

For real? Someone had to google this?

ok so who has the best mom site

I do, of course. ;)

(The next three must have been done by the same person!)
if i touch the plastic covering right above the styrofoam piece, the styrofoam piece falls and may dance some more

why did you go you could have let me no so now im all along what will it take to make you come back home

you know who i said i do she said you do i said do but i really don't because it's you that i really want.

Friends don't let friends google drunk.

how to cram feet into shoes

Are there really websites out there devoted to this?

popsicle stick hamster coffin

Yes, I think Martha Stewart had a special on popsicle stick furniture recently.

the song that gets on your nerves

I bet this is what came up...http://mom2my6pack.blogspot.com/2007/11/ultimate-diet.html

spaz purse

Forget Coach, Fendi, Vuitton, and Prada. The Spaz purse is all the rage this season.

hair in your butt crack

Naturally my blog came up on this search - probably because of all the time I devote to talking about the topic of hair in your butt crack.

eat butt paste

I frequently post recipes for this ingredient.

photos of horses butt hole

I don't know why, but I feel a little sorry for the person who googled this.

my mom said to pick the very best one and this is it

Interesting way to pick a website. I wonder if she "eeny meeny miny mo"ed her husband.

can blogger see who has looked at blog

Yes. We can see who typed in stupid search phrases on Google too.

i wish there a way to go into the world of pokemon

You know, he needs something to do now that he's reached the highest level in Dungeons and Dragons.

stomach srapels

I've heard that these are even safer than staples.

my cat is dragging his butt hold across the carpet

Is anyone else noticing a disturbing amount of butt references?

i put honey on my infants pacifier continuously 10 days, and just read that honey is not good for them, what can I do?

First off, you can type 90% less words in your search.

inconce

My blog came up in this search??? What the crap is an inconce???

look what i can do blogspot



how do you decide to have 6 kids
Not by reading my blog, that's for sure!

why does cheese ruin your voice
If the person who googled this saw my pictures from last night and thought they were of cheese, I can understand their belief that cheese could indeed ruin one's voice.

lightbulb shaped bottles
Now there's a bright idea.

i resign
Me too!