can you wash mold out of a bookbag
I don't know, but I can wash chocolate milk out of a backpack.
better than screaming while they're at home
i'm the best because god said so quotes
What is "narcissism"?
not because if so why i said
No, you've got it all mixed up. It's "Because I Said So".
cos i don't want to ok blud
In English please?
don't play ball in the house
Where have I heard this before? Oh yeah, I
oldest boy bathed
but did you have to remind him thirteen times?
polish for butt
Do you think they mean "the Polish word for butt"? Or are they looking for butt polish?
why does sweet food make my throat tickle
I don't know. Why does sweet food make my butt expand?
is the most horrible sound on earth!
a drawing of a creepy bunn
i'm trying to diet but its so difficult blog
Oh man, that's my middle name! Well, it isn't really. That would just be weird.
spilled milk on carpet in vehicle - smell makes me gag - what will remove odor?
Nothing. Sell the car.
cold cough brandy remedy old folks
Oh. Brandy, huh? I heard it was vodka that cured all.
okay to give raisins to toddlers
i know a song that gets everybody's lyrics
A song that gets everybody's lyrics? Now that's one talented song.
how to fix stopped up toilet when a plunger doesn't work and a snake
Take the snake out of the toilet. Or better yet - call your husband to do it.
pee behind the shed
Well, that would be an improvement from where Clay peed yesterday. Into an empty plastic bag. Don't ask.
Yep, I guess they're looking for butt polish. I never knew there was such a thing.
raisin in toddler's nose
Ummm, I change my mind about giving raisins to toddlers.
how to drive a teacher crazy use humor and sarcastic
Oh yeah, teachers love this.
how do you get a bunny to go outside with r
with r what? Don't leave me hanging like this!
radiator building ghostbusters
A radiator is building a ghostbuster? You want to know how to make a radiator out of a ghostbuster? Or are you looking for folks who both bust ghosts and build radiators?
how much is pineapple?
It depends. Does a sponge live in it?
why people make fun or laugh of other people
Generally it's for googling strange keywords
decorate a cake once purchased start to chew all of the gum and spit it in your grocery bag
I found one of those! Oh wait, nope. I found a petrified pickle.
the bugaloos cartoon from the 80’s
Oooo, I know this one! Shows that were created by writers who were high.
can laughing really get me a six pack
Oh if only it were that easy
spam cordon bleu
Delicious, nutritious and made with the goodness of Spam!
house working is so time consuming
just now figuring this out?
are you there god its me dawn blog
No, I believe the title is, "Are You There God, It's Me, Margaret".
butt in polish
Seriously? Another one?