Thank you to the person who brought it to my attention that the eBay listing might be in violation of eBay's TOS. Michelle went through eBay's Live Help only to discover that their help isn't so much live. Or helpful, in fact. She's awaiting a response from eBay to find out if the listing is ok as is or if it needs to be modified somehow to make it legal. I guess if she can't auction her burnt cheese (never thought I say that sentence!) as a charitable auction, she can just auction it for fun. What she does with her winnings isn't anyone's business, right? She can just happen to give the money to umm, say a little boy with brain cancer, right? I'm sure it doesn't say anywhere in eBay's policies that the seller must retain all earnings.
Anyway, if it's relisted, I'll be sure and put a new link on here.
Thanks to everyone for checking it out! :)