quiescentaphobia- fear of what's happening when my kids are quiet!!
Ain't that the truth!
i am 37 and starting to develop a double chin. i frighten myself.
I often frighten myself too!
Long toenails of "The Lost Boys" proportions on other people also totally skeeve me out.
commentaryclaustrophobia- the fear of what comment might come out of your child's mouth while you are trapped in a small, crowded elevator.
I am afraid of wooden spoons.
Thank goodness for harmful toxin-releasing plastic spoons! :)
My sister and I have found a way to cure this. We have a pact. If either of us does/says something like our mom, we just slap the other one. I think it's working so far. Although, come to think of it, I did go out of my way to avoid making a left turn across traffic the other day....
What is it called when you to to the Planetarium & you're afraid to get spontaneously sucked up into the dome? Or on a crystal blue cloudless day (yes it has to be crystal blue & cloudless) you're afraid you'll suddenly get sucked up into the sky?
Crazy? Just kidding - it must be really scary to be afraid of this.
Fractophobia -- Fear of Fractions. 95% of all high school students have this.
I absolutely have this one!
Lackocashaphobia...fear of not having enough money to get through the month.
Oh yeah. Who doesn't have this one?
I have a sevenpmpmphobia aka as nightlymarathonphobia - the fear that once you come home, you will have to complete the following tasks: cook dinner, feed the kids, bathe them, put pj's on two squirming toddlers, and nurse a toddler with full set of teeth to sleep - all in one hour.
I almost wrote about this one last night!
Fear of Escalators......my family makes fun of how I get on and off and of how I just stand there stiff the whole trip up (or down). It stems back to a childhood injury where I actually sat down and got my youknowwhat pinched....and another time as a child when I pushed a red button to see what would happen......and it stopped and the security guard yelled at me. So, with that said, I fear escalators.
I have this fear too! But I was never injured and I never had any scary incidents with the escalator. I'm just a dork. In fact, I took my daughter shopping at the mall this evening and we had to take the escalator. To this day I still stand there for a full minute while I try to time my jump onto the escalator just right so it doesn't eat me. They're scary! I mean, what's with the glowy green light that emanates from beneath those moving stairs?
Sippycupunderthecouchforaweekophobia - fear of curdled milk
Callingmybluffophobia - Fear of your children finding out that you won't really pull the car over and make them walk.
This one wins the award for the longest word ever.
And thank you to the person who wrote an entire Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia song! LOL!
And my favorite one of all....
aibohphobia: fear of palindromes