A Heaping Helping Of Spam

I love getting comments on my blog. Wait, let me rephrase that. I love getting comments from actual people who actually read my blog, and who leave comments that pertain to said blog. I'm less fond of the spam comments I receive. And the spam comments are plentiful! For every legit comment, I probably get 10+ spam ones. In the midst of mindlessly deleting them yesterday, I thought I'd share a few here. You know, just to spread the joy. You're welcome.


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Yes, yes, I was aiming for humor while talking about the horrors of drug addiction.

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Although that does sound tempting, I've met my quota of hyperlink exchange contracts this month.

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Google translate fails for $400, Alex.

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Wait what? They still have Myspace???

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Or, you know, drug addiction. Close. Very close.


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