It's time for another installment of "HOW DID YOU CRAZY PEOPLE FIND ME?"
These are the actual keywords (mistakes and all) people googled that brought them to my website.
sometimes you think what’s said to you is very bad if you understand it
Ummm yeah. It's probably a good thing I don't understand this then.
Embarrassed to wear plaid shorts
Cool ways to say I’m going to bed
Yo dude! I'm crashing!
Turn your pokemon cards into money
LOL! Yes, that's pretty much what I ended up doing.
8 year old too rough with 3 year old
Teach your 3 year old how to bite.
Why doesn’t a toothache go away with antibiotics and painkillers
I don't know. Maybe you should try a shot of cortisone.
purple plaid pants
Is this the same person who googled "embarrassed to wear plaid shorts"?
what are they best pants for petites
pizza and diverticulitis
not to be confused with gassy, poopy treatment effects that look like the oil on top of a pizza
cheese gives me the toots
LOL! Ok then. Thanks for letting me know?
Good enough to eat label from because I said so
I know my blog's awesome and all, but I wouldn't recommend eating any part of it.
What does it mean when a couple takes a break?
We were on a break!
Is there anything like baking soda to take away the dead mouse smell in a wall
No. It's time to move.
Do not stand at my grave and wee
Oh, please tell me they just left off the "P".
grocery shopping with 12 kids
Ooo! I know this one! What is worse than going grocery shopping with 6 kids?
Diarrhea song of car brands
When you're driving in your Chevy and your pants are feeling heavy...
if I pull back on my second toe, it hurts in the ball of my foot
Don't pull back on your second toe. That'll be $50.00.
embarrassing clothes shopping with mom
Austin, did you write this?
Why do I have to plunge my toilet so often
Do you have kids? There's your answer.
How can I make him/her love me?
First, you should probably decide whether you want him or her to love you.
Are these keywords or song lyrics???
The chicken had a home where she lived with delight so why did she visit the construction site?
She don’t know that face I know she don’t know the things I know she don’t know I run this show
Songs that got if another shall come who’s finer then me and she want to take your love from me would you leave baby please answer the question
i think i’m over you i bought a girl a drink last night but it was only because she had your smile
its not over because it never begun it didn’t break because it was already broken
keywords or a letter to an advice column?
How many more days until July 4th?
my mom is making me wear shorts tommorrow but i dont shave what do i do?
What can you do if you have a severily broken arm and can’;t go to the hospital?
the reason spell check was invented
is alowed to take food in a airplane or chuwing gum
Steps tp armpit shavong
Self inficted tortur
Do people seriously google this stuff or do they try to write an email in the search bar?
pretty busy right now taking care of things i have been putting off for way too long, i do that way too much lol. and i am sure you are pretty busy too but do you want to grab some coffee sometime? i don’t have c
i can’t wait to go away to night the kids are so excited! thank you for all you do for me and the girls! i love you!!
just a reminder to check your pockets before doing the laundry ( ink is almost impossible to get out of the dryer).
Things that make you go HUH???
You a song that never ends lamb chop boy on bet
I am laughing so hard are staring
Spank or spanking or spankings 9 year old son site:blogspot.com
I yearbook myself laugh
toy catapiller back hole at target
Because I said so I don’t know who I am