Wait what? Grandma? Grandma??? No. Oh no, no, no. I am much too young to be a grandma. I mean, I know that having a grandbaby and being a grandma aren't exclusive; it's kind of a combo deal. You have a grandbaby - you become a grandmother. But no. Just no.
When I hear the word grandma, I think of a little old lady, her gray hair in a bun, a shawl draped around her stooped shoulders, as she knits and slowly creaks back and forth in a wooden rocking chair.
But grandparents today don't fit the picture of the little old lady in a rocking chair, they're vibrant and active. It's understandable why they may not want to be called grandma/grandpa because of the little-old-lady/man connotation, and have come up with these creative alternatives.
Abba
Amma
Babcha
Birdie
Bop
Buddy
Bumpa
Deeta
Dude
Gaga
Gammy
Gampy
Ganny
GG
Gigi
Grammy
Gran
Granny
Grumpy
Hada
Honey
Jaja
Jeddoo
Lovey
Ma
Mamaw
Mamie
Manna
Meemo
Memaw
Memom
Mimere
Mimi
Mowmow
Naama
Nan
Nan Nan
Nana
Nanny
Nice Lady
NieNie
Nonna
Nonni
Papa
Papaw
Papou
PeePaw
PopPop
Poppy
Powpow
Reenie
Teta
YiaYia
Then again, like Donk on Downton Abbey, sometimes it doesn't matter what name you pick for yourself because those grandkids can come up with some pretty, uh, interesting names on their own!
My granddaughter, Islah's other grandmother is known as Lela (pronounced Layla.) She's Latina and her first granddaughter couldn't say abuela (Spanish for grandma.) So she became Lela and it stuck.
Dede: My grandson came up with Memoo. My daughter was going for Memaw.
Krista: When my twins were toddlers, the word “Grandma” came out “Gaga”. They are 19 now and my mom is still Gaga.
Elisabeth:
When my nephew was little he called his dad's mom white grandma his mom's mom brown grandma. It was their hair colors.
Amanda: My cousin referred to our Grandma as "Grandma Blue" when he was little. She used a blue tint on her hair.
Lisa: My favorite story is about a former coworker's mother who wanted to be called Grandmother. The first grandchild couldn't say Grandmother (duh) but could say Uffer, and that is what she was called.
Jennifer: My mother-in-law was nana-shh because we would tell them to be quiet just in case she was asleep.
Anna: My grandkids call me Merma because my oldest couldn’t say Grandmom.
Megan: My kids call my mom "Pooh Pooh". There's a story behind the Pooh Pooh as that is definitely not what she envisioned being called.
Sandy: I was called grandma tomato when my granddaughter was maybe 3 we were teasing each other she said she was a good girl and I said that was debatable , Some how in her little mine she heard tomato so she started calling me grandma tomato.
Kim: I was supposed to be Grammy but when my granddaughter started referring to me she always said “Day” and that’s what both of my grandchildren call me.
Amy: My daughter calls her grandmother "hams". She had a hard time saying "grandma" and would say "hamm-ma" which as she got older just became hams.
Don: The three younger grandkids call us guppy and gummy. The older of this group had a hard time saying grandpa and it came out something like guppy. So Guppy I became.
Five years ago, when I got to hold that first little, minutes-old grandbaby, I thought, You can call me whatever you want! That granddaughter now calls me Grandma and I wear it with honor. Because being a grandparent is pretty awesome no matter what you're called.
