Wednesday, June 10, 2015

11 Things You MUST Know Before Dating A Woman Fluent In Sarcasm

Sarcastic women aren't THAT funny. Just kidding, we totally are. (That was sarcasm.)
I've been told I'm sarcastic, but I just call it an intolerance for stupidity. Most of my friends appreciate my quick wit even if it can be snarky at times.
Now and then, I run across someone who doesn't get my humor. I had a date with a guy I'd met on an online dating site last week. We started talking and he asked, "How many kids do you have?" I responded, "I have 6. Yeah, it seemed like a good idea at the time."
The waiter stopped by to take our order and my date asked me, "Do you drink?" I answered with, "Did you not hear the part about 6 kids?" He continued to stare, solemn-faced, waiting for me to answer him. I knew right then that there was no chance of a relationship with this guy.
 
Not everyone can appreciate the utter brilliance of a sarcastic person. Not everyone "gets it." Not everyone can handle dating someone with a sarcastic sense of humor. Can you?
Here are 11 things you need to know before embarking on a relationship with someone whose primary mode of communication is sarcasm.
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2 comments:

  1. CindyJune 10, 2015 at 7:44 PM

    I'm sarcastic as well and I loved this!! You're so right, sometimes it hard to say something sweet and sincere. Sarcasm IS my default setting! Great post!

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  2. AnonymousJune 12, 2015 at 1:10 AM

    Our whole family is sarcastic. It has come in handy, especially with our brother's new girlfriend whose naturally blonde hair matches her naturally blonde brain. (Nothing against blondes, our whole family is blonde!)

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