Monday, October 3, 2011

Comments from the Peanut Gallery

I love getting comments on my blog posts. I get giddy with excitement when someone takes the time to write to me. Of course, I especially like it when someone finds something I've written humorous, useful, or comforting. I love it when someone tells me that they appreciate the levity or the glimpse into my life because it helps them to see their own life in a different, more positive light. But as much as I love all those comments, I think I particularly like these inane comments the best . . .

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If you're going to leave me spam comments, asking me to check out your online pharmacy for discount Viagra, at least have the sense to learn English or hire a translator. Really, is that too much to ask? I unequivocally thanking you so very many.

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15 comments:

  1. UnknownOctober 3, 2011 at 9:42 PM

    This is great! I love spam mail. (Said in my most sarcastic voice)

    On one of my blogs, I had written about my son's friend getting armpit hair. The blog was clearly written about growing up and dreading puberty with my own son, but the spammer left a comment about a Japanese hair removal that I should try with my son.

    I too get giddy abour REAL comments.

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  2. UnknownOctober 3, 2011 at 10:15 PM

    Now that is so funny!!!1

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  3. PlayoutsidegalOctober 4, 2011 at 3:56 AM

    Hmm.. I agree, that spam isn't very compelling. If I wanted Viagra, I'd be worried they'd send me something else by accident! Anyways, your blog IS entertaining so keep it up. Am glad you have a sense of humour about it all. My blog is still pretty unknown so I haven't had the privilege of getting anonymous spam yet. LOL.

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  4. tinsenpupOctober 4, 2011 at 4:47 AM

    Ah, Google Translate, helping spread spammy nonsense for way too long now... I can not wait for to review most some-more from you, Dawn! Love your work. :)

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  5. momnextdoorOctober 4, 2011 at 8:25 AM

    You as well unequivocally many beguiling funny!

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  6. SarahOctober 4, 2011 at 12:14 PM

    Wow. Never seen a spam comment before. That is something! :) Gave me a chuckle though!

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  7. SusanOctober 4, 2011 at 1:26 PM

    Ha! Ha!

    Shades of Miss Teen South Carolina who I still feel so sorry for (as a mom) http://youtu.be/lj3iNxZ8Dww

    You're great Dawn - long time follower and fan. Still can't figure out if you'll go screaming back to Chicago or become a "I love the beach more than anything else in the world" Southerner.

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  8. DorothyOctober 4, 2011 at 9:30 PM

    Laughing unequivocally my butt off similar to what you’ve usually acquired here from me... In a nutshell, LMBO!!! I just love your sense of humor!!! You now live in Florida, but you're still a 5-hour drive from me. I would love to meet you some time... I know we could have a wonderful laugh-fest... but I would definitely need to stock up on Depends first!!! :) Thank you for helping so many of us see the humor in every day life! Sometimes I think we get so wrapped up in it that we forget to laugh... and laughter definitely is good for the body, mind, and spirit! Hugs from one Florida chick to another!

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  9. MarlyOctober 5, 2011 at 2:33 PM

    Wow, is that what that was talking about? I really couldn't for the life of me figure out what they were trying to say!

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  10. (cool) progenyOctober 5, 2011 at 11:24 PM

    As one who just deleted a ton of these unequivocally enlightened spam emails, I got a serious chuckle out of this post! :)

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  11. ...YvonneOctober 6, 2011 at 2:08 AM

    lol well think about it this way - it obviously means that your blog is quite popular! for us new beginners, we could use a little excitement! hahaha

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  12. KatOctober 6, 2011 at 8:52 AM

    Ah you get all the fun stuff lol

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  13. LynnOctober 6, 2011 at 12:37 PM

    HAHAHA, that is fabulous! As I was reading it I was thinking, "how does she not know that that is spam!" And then BAM, you called it out! Oh, I saluate the spamming world for filling up our folders, making us read some of their crap (because lets face it, some of it sounds real), and taking time away from our real readers. They are funny little people.

    Lynn

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  14. ElleahOctober 6, 2011 at 10:20 PM

    HA HA HA HA HA HA!! Unequivocally hilarious! :)

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  15. Vanessa RogersOctober 7, 2011 at 4:59 AM

    I get more spam comments than actual comments. Its so very frustrating! And I can always tell my the first three words. At least make it so I have to read the entire comment so I read about your product.

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This is where you tell me how awesome and funny I am. If you want to tell me how much I suck, you have to use my hate mail form here. http://www.becauseisaidso.com/get-in-touch/hate-mail/ Those are the rules. Oh and I moderate my comments so if your comment doesn't show up immediately, be patient, young Jedi.