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Thursday, July 30, 2020

Fire, Fire, Fire

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The kids and I have been playing Monopoly a lot lately. Well, actually we've been playing Chicago-opoly which, as the name suggests, i...
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Sunday, July 26, 2020

Drag Queens, Caterpillars, And Heath Ledger

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As I said in my last blog post, I haven't applied makeup in weeks. Because why? I rarely leave my apartment these days, and I've j...
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Thursday, July 23, 2020

It Just Fell Off. Really!

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Although a tank of gas is lasting me a couple months these days, I had to fill up yesterday. In PC (pre-coronavirus) days, I would NEVER hav...
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Sunday, July 19, 2020

Stretch Clayton

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A couple weeks ago, a shirtless Clay walked by, and I noticed a couple red lines on his lower back. "What did you do to your back?...
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Friday, July 10, 2020

The Wildlife Is Out To Get Me

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A couple weeks ago, I was sitting on my couch, binging on Netflix productively working on my book when I heard a thud against the patio doo...
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Wednesday, July 8, 2020

Preparing To Vacuum

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I saw this on Facebook recently. I glanced across the room to where my vacuum sat immobile.  I had actually gotten my vacuum cle...
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Tuesday, July 7, 2020

Might As Well Be Walking On The Sun

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The little gym and the pool at my apartment complex have been closed since the beginning of March. When I walked up toward the office to ...
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Thursday, July 2, 2020

Good Morning! Er, Um, Goodnight! I Mean, Morning. I Mean Night. I Don't Know What I Mean!

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I was searching for a picture on my blog when I ran across this post I wrote ten years ago, in June of 2010.  I sat on the floor of the...
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Sunday, June 28, 2020

Mirror, MIrror on the Wall

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(This post was originally written, but not published, last year.) Self-deprecating humor is my thing. I didn't set out to make ...
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Wednesday, November 20, 2019

The One In Which I'm a 2-Year-Old

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“Hey kids! I’m home! How was escuela?” “It was escuela-y. The maintenance guy fixed the hole in the wall.” “Really? Cool! I didn’t even ...
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Friday, November 8, 2019

5 Financial Tips For Single Parents

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"Losing Hand"   by  Damian Gadal   When I divorced nearly 10 years ago, the first thing I freaked out about was money. I had...
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