tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post1926294831576064876..comments2024-03-25T03:13:16.489-04:00Comments on BECAUSE I SAID SO: Things I Never Would Have Known Had I Not Had KidsDawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00465587872521082056noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-74554379720286071722007-10-01T02:35:00.000-04:002007-10-01T02:35:00.000-04:00Had to comment on this one. Very funny. I'm sitt...Had to comment on this one. Very funny. I'm sitting in the Los Vegas airport - they just announced that me flight will be delayed. Your blog is my entertainment. ThanksRickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07965400321043093038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-62834497311117882292007-09-11T14:30:00.000-04:002007-09-11T14:30:00.000-04:00Oh my, I have tears in my eyes. That was hilariou...Oh my, I have tears in my eyes. That was hilarious!!!!<BR/><BR/>Another for the list. Do not give raisins to a toddler. <BR/><BR/>ER's are very quiet on Thanksgiving morning for removing raisins from a toddlers nose.<BR/><BR/>Raisins go in like a raisin. Come out looking like a grape.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-18419283250473861772007-09-07T14:13:00.000-04:002007-09-07T14:13:00.000-04:00I just found your blog and reading it from beginni...I just found your blog and reading it from beginning to the most recent post. i found via your pokemon card auction(that is closed) on ebay. i was rolling when i read that and just had to come here and check your blog out! Keep up the good work!!<BR/>I have 3 boys 6,4 and 2. I understand this list of things you would never know if you never had kids!!Beckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01468641457499746146noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-60195402924630667792007-09-04T21:56:00.000-04:002007-09-04T21:56:00.000-04:00Just found a link to the pokemon auction and cried...Just found a link to the pokemon auction and cried laughing. Loving the blog so far. Can't wait to red the rest! I have 2 little ones and I thought I had it bad. My kids nicknames are no longer satan's spawn, devil child, or hell raiser. Thanks for the laughs, and I feel for you.AJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01886892856569072065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-61876256209772253952007-08-31T21:59:00.000-04:002007-08-31T21:59:00.000-04:00Okay I was crying so hard my daughter thought some...Okay I was crying so hard my daughter thought something was seriously wrong! Thanks for the laugh.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-51131157732509681572007-08-28T22:59:00.000-04:002007-08-28T22:59:00.000-04:006 minutes to locate the hazards - how true! I sti...6 minutes to locate the hazards - how true! I still don't know how my 3 year old manages it. You sound like a great mom and my hat's off to you for doing what you do. Keep laughing!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11384520791960524041noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-48326631414727418282007-08-28T21:25:00.000-04:002007-08-28T21:25:00.000-04:00Oh my gosh! That was hysterical! I literally had t...Oh my gosh! That was hysterical! I literally had tears streaming down my face and my stomach was cramping up from laughing so hard. <BR/><BR/>It sounds like you've called Poison Control more times than I have. I thought 4 times between my youngest 2 was bad enough. (The last time was just yesterday when my 22 - almost - month old licked the top of a bottle of Soft Scrub.) The other 3 times were Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-44572944474941714652007-08-27T01:09:00.000-04:002007-08-27T01:09:00.000-04:00I need to add a page to my site for a list like th...I need to add a page to my site for a list like this, because ...<BR/><BR/>Raisins, when fitted nasally, will reconstitute into a grape, and are difficult but not impossible to remove.<BR/><BR/>Love your stuff; I actually stumbled across the original baseball auction years ago, so I was thrilled when my brother-in-law brought over a printout of the Pokemon auction text after church today.<BR/><BRAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-82124031633678138322007-08-25T19:00:00.000-04:002007-08-25T19:00:00.000-04:00THAT....was great!Here's a couple more...1. Never ...THAT....was great!<BR/><BR/>Here's a couple more...<BR/><BR/>1. Never leave your massage oil where your 2 yr old can get it.<BR/><BR/>2. Never show your 2 yr old how to put on lotion (hand/body).<BR/><BR/>3. 2 yr olds do not like the taste of massage oil or baby butt ointment.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-69090957876844645792007-08-25T17:39:00.000-04:002007-08-25T17:39:00.000-04:00Live large garden snails also should never go thro...Live large garden snails also should never go through the washing machine unless you want some clean empty shells for a collection.Casa De Gallettihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07065272430708825077noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-71137023991941078232007-08-25T03:45:00.000-04:002007-08-25T03:45:00.000-04:00Got one for the list:Cooked peas stuffed into a no...Got one for the list:<BR/>Cooked peas stuffed into a nose is better than uncooked peas stuffed into a nose.<BR/><BR/>The cooked peas were sneezed out like bullets across the kitchen.<BR/>The uncooked ones necessitated a trip to the ER (they swell when moist!)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-31815123764107210952007-08-24T09:11:00.000-04:002007-08-24T09:11:00.000-04:00love it, crying, LOLlove it, crying, LOLMariehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01192869878262535618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-24083402885284618932007-08-24T07:28:00.000-04:002007-08-24T07:28:00.000-04:00Well, I must say, I was part of a "5-pack" when I ...Well, I must say, I was part of a "5-pack" when I was a kid and we had the largest family in our schools, churches and so forth. I can relate to so much although I am a bit older than you are. My 3 sisters and I all had that same haircut you and your sister were displaying. In fact, when my hair is short, it seems people do not notice my "D-cups" and think I am a guy still! But, I wear earrings Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-57349794910942084332007-08-23T14:03:00.000-04:002007-08-23T14:03:00.000-04:00Priceless. Love this blog!!!Priceless. Love this blog!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-47678083060929481212007-08-22T23:07:00.000-04:002007-08-22T23:07:00.000-04:00I was sent a link to your blog and I am now trying...I was sent a link to your blog and I am now trying not to pee in my pants from laughing so hard!!!!!!<BR/><BR/>It will take me a few days to get thru all your posts, but so far I am really enjoying it!!!!<BR/><BR/>Thank you! I really needed a good laugh today!Kristinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15244834824728227666noreply@blogger.com