tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post8187698137665952106..comments2024-02-09T04:00:27.528-05:00Comments on BECAUSE I SAID SO: Call me MonkeyDawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00465587872521082056noreply@blogger.comBlogger70125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-75832320628643245612007-10-13T09:30:00.000-04:002007-10-13T09:30:00.000-04:00Kids suffocate in a refridgerator. It is airtight...Kids suffocate in a refridgerator. It is airtight, and they run out of oxygen. PLEASE don't let them play in it!Susie PSUhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04647001430840050944noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-52242603715967178072007-10-12T11:40:00.000-04:002007-10-12T11:40:00.000-04:00I am probably roughly the same age as your mom & l...I am probably roughly the same age as your mom & live in the Chicago area. Your mom is right about the kids dying in refrigerators. Even if the door can be opened from inside, most children are not strong enough to do so - esp as the oxygen runs out. I started reading the daily newspaper as soon as I could read & remember reading many stories of children in Chicago dying in abandoned Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-43278472383318805132007-10-11T20:25:00.000-04:002007-10-11T20:25:00.000-04:00Don't you love jokes from kids? :-P My kids have ...Don't you love jokes from kids? :-P My kids have gone from "Monkey Poop" punch lines to their own special "Butternut Deal". I stopped asking at child #2....so I have learned to accept that the term has particular meaning to the 7 yr old and 3 yr old and no one else in the world. <BR/><BR/>Enh....at least they are bonding LOL!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-61981704886775538582007-10-11T19:22:00.000-04:002007-10-11T19:22:00.000-04:00OMGosh! I think we have the same mothers! You ha...OMGosh! I think we have the same mothers! You handled yours much better than I would have.SimplyGigihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11554005051521834517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-60116578366225387922007-10-11T16:02:00.000-04:002007-10-11T16:02:00.000-04:00Thanks for the explanation! Leave it to Mom's to ...Thanks for the explanation! Leave it to Mom's to put you in your place!Nickihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02053797911183192531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-28276773761511948832007-10-11T08:03:00.000-04:002007-10-11T08:03:00.000-04:00What's red and shaped like a bucket?A red bucket.J...What's red and shaped like a bucket?<BR/><BR/>A red bucket.<BR/><BR/>Just thinking about my kids laughing about this joke, gets me going again.<BR/><BR/>RickiiAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-53296135920285631422007-10-10T21:51:00.000-04:002007-10-10T21:51:00.000-04:00Isn't it a bummer to have to be socially and polit...Isn't it a bummer to have to be socially and politically correct in all ways now that you are famous? Bad fridge. Bad, bad! (tee hee)Teacherpersonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05153114682218085407noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-30897321114434064842007-10-10T21:32:00.000-04:002007-10-10T21:32:00.000-04:00Dawn,Do you use Apple computers? If so, what kind...Dawn,<BR/><BR/>Do you use Apple computers? If so, what kind?<BR/><BR/>DaveAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-52926326438272579162007-10-10T20:09:00.000-04:002007-10-10T20:09:00.000-04:00Love the idea of promoting other sites and this on...Love the idea of promoting other sites and this one has some really cute things!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-50160316061260701422007-10-10T19:16:00.000-04:002007-10-10T19:16:00.000-04:00Hey, it happened on Punky Brewster, so it must be ...Hey, it happened on Punky Brewster, so it must be true. Fridge = big, scary, white death box.Mediocre Housewifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13747124059700758873noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-72426094473121869062007-10-10T19:07:00.000-04:002007-10-10T19:07:00.000-04:00Love the joke! My son went through a phase at 3yo...Love the joke! My son went through a phase at 3yo where his jokes were all like this: "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Fire truck." "Fire truck who?" "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana" "Banana who?" "Knock knock." ...and on and on and on. Never a punch line in sight. Then he progressed to "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Fire truck. (laughs at his own non-punchline)"AndiWritehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15297492944857484401noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-67935456189496934012007-10-10T17:52:00.000-04:002007-10-10T17:52:00.000-04:00There was a Punky Brewster episode about a kid dyi...There was a Punky Brewster episode about a kid dying (or almost) because they were playing hide and go seek and the kid hid in the fridge. Dude (dude-ette) I mean, I saw that like 20 years ago, how can I still remember that?Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05029306976585513518noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-5836894172054685682007-10-10T17:15:00.000-04:002007-10-10T17:15:00.000-04:00Do you KNOW my worry wart Mom? B/C you're obviousl...Do you KNOW my worry wart Mom? B/C you're obviously talking about her! LOL~monicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06173585027134010330noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-81916533041196875472007-10-10T17:01:00.000-04:002007-10-10T17:01:00.000-04:00Hey Dawn what are your kids going to be for Hallow...Hey Dawn what are your kids going to be for Halloween? Do you recycle costumes like i do? JoyceAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-32645264004116040542007-10-10T16:59:00.000-04:002007-10-10T16:59:00.000-04:00I just had to let you know that I read your blog a...I just had to let you know that I read your blog after being forwarded your Pokemon ebay page! I'm in New Zealand (yes, a different country) - and will keep reading.<BR/><BR/>By the way, my youngest of 3 (age 3)has a similar joke "Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a party pooper!!(Him and his sister fall down laughing)"<BR/><BR/>Rochelle<BR/>Leigh<BR/>New ZealandAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-58660103284303241622007-10-10T15:43:00.000-04:002007-10-10T15:43:00.000-04:00Dawn-I may be a week behind, but WOW! Great new lo...Dawn-<BR/><BR/>I may be a week behind, but WOW! Great new look to yoru blog!! WOW GIRL! It looks awesome!<BR/><BR/>I like your favorite things lists...when you hit it big and have your own tlak show, be sure to invite me to the FAV THINGS ONE like Oprah has so I can get a car or somehting... :)<BR/><BR/>Great job, friend!<BR/><BR/>Blessings - Trish Berg<BR/>The Supper Swap Mom<BR/>Trish Berghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17974587809859569539noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-20141224928584897722007-10-10T14:52:00.000-04:002007-10-10T14:52:00.000-04:00Your mom is right! I learned this very important ...Your mom is right! I learned this very important lesson from a very special episode of Punky Brewster :)supermommysquaredhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00874389205000560958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-56417736784030879052007-10-10T14:49:00.000-04:002007-10-10T14:49:00.000-04:00For one year (yes, one very long year) I had to li...For one year (yes, one very long year) I had to listen to "Knock knock, who's there? Banana Pants! Ha Ha Ha Ha!" all blurted out in one breath. Someday my nephew will get payback for starting them on that one.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-8187064599181836012007-10-10T14:41:00.000-04:002007-10-10T14:41:00.000-04:00OMG! The Very Special Punky Brewster episode! I ...OMG! The Very Special Punky Brewster episode! I totally remember that! And that is why I have always been afraid of friges.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-70085308980817074762007-10-10T14:34:00.000-04:002007-10-10T14:34:00.000-04:00OK .. I'm sure your tired of fridge retorts but he...OK .. I'm sure your tired of fridge retorts but here goes.<BR/><BR/>The older fridges were a double whammy. Not only were you in an enclosed space with a limited amount of fresh breathable air but the latched and kept you in.<BR/><BR/>The greatest danger is that limited air business. The door shuts and you sit there quietly waiting for your prey. Little by little you consume all the available Michellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11490158582567431116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-3917547184110279382007-10-10T14:25:00.000-04:002007-10-10T14:25:00.000-04:00Dawn - Are you aware that Clay has an identical tw...Dawn - <BR/><BR/>Are you aware that Clay has an identical twin, named Quinn who lives in PA??? Monkey Poop.<BR/><BR/>Still laughing.....Irishmamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06535122131032152325noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-30181478877906695072007-10-10T14:17:00.000-04:002007-10-10T14:17:00.000-04:00The same is true for clothes dryers. I had to rep...The same is true for clothes dryers. I had to replace mine and put the old one out on the curb. My mother called with strict instructions to wrap duct tape around the thing so the door wouldn't open because, apparently, kids get into the dryers and dye. Who are these kids roaming the streets climbing into broken appliances?Jessicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00729514185619837257noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-60212844357920442292007-10-10T14:01:00.000-04:002007-10-10T14:01:00.000-04:00Too funny! My fridge died last Friday and we got a...Too funny! My fridge died last Friday and we got a new one over the weekend. My mother said THE EXACT SAME THING about removing the door! She didn't want my daughter getting stuck in there and dying...my youngest is 10!!! LOL...I said Mom, she's 10 years old not 2! Sheesh!Andreahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18255789441858157346noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-23832022604057433512007-10-10T13:19:00.000-04:002007-10-10T13:19:00.000-04:00OK your mom's refrigerator warning brought back an...OK your mom's refrigerator warning brought back an old Punky Brewster episode...<BR/><BR/>"One of the most memorable episodes include an incident where Cherie gets locked in an old, junked refrigerator during a game of hide-and-seek (she hid in there and couldn't get out, and subsequently passed out from lack of oxygen), and Punky has to perform CPR (which she had just learned at school)."<BR/><Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-87866372552633999692007-10-10T13:01:00.000-04:002007-10-10T13:01:00.000-04:00"Throw things (fridge) at the kerb?" This is a new..."Throw things (fridge) at the kerb?" This is a new expression for me. Is it the same as "fly-tipping" that we here in the UK use? If it is then it's a filthy and antisocial habit which I doubt very much you would participate in. Love the blog by the way.White Charcoalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08955248186847321725noreply@blogger.com