tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post3699449473835134755..comments2024-02-09T04:00:27.528-05:00Comments on BECAUSE I SAID SO: Don't Put Chocolate Milk in Your PantsDawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00465587872521082056noreply@blogger.comBlogger188125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-41559797268429012102007-10-11T09:24:00.000-04:002007-10-11T09:24:00.000-04:00I LOVED this list! and I just had to read through ...I LOVED this list! and I just had to read through all the comments too, which were just as great. So, to add my top 2:<BR/>1. We do not put jello on the kittens then hide them in the dryer!<BR/>2. I don't care if it has poop in it or not, kitty litter does not go in the toilet!hippiewitchiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00677528668664329531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-32191691171931196572007-09-22T10:42:00.000-04:002007-09-22T10:42:00.000-04:00My personal favorite heard at our house was " who ...My personal favorite heard at our house was " who shaved the cat ?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-35786275739228394392007-09-21T00:10:00.000-04:002007-09-21T00:10:00.000-04:00You are AMAZING! Please write a book, I would buy ...You are AMAZING! Please write a book, I would buy it ANY DAY! I could not stop laughing about the "No, fish don't take baths. Why do you ask?"<BR/><BR/>hahahaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-39784241044029379332007-09-18T13:36:00.000-04:002007-09-18T13:36:00.000-04:00Heh. I had a list like this from teaching kinderga...Heh. I had a list like this from teaching kindergarten. "Sweetie, I promise, you WILL still turn 6 even if Mommy doesn't let you have a birthday party.No, no, you won't be 5 forever."bioluminescencehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10198563049410001325noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-15635481647013283452007-09-18T12:15:00.000-04:002007-09-18T12:15:00.000-04:00As many others have already commented, I absolutel...As many others have already commented, I absolutely love your blog. I first heard about you from my mom, she emailed me the ebay/pokemon listing, she thought I could relate, I have 4 children; 15, 13, 7 & 2, so I can relate. now about the 20 things you never thought you would say, here is mine, "How do you clean your two year old who is covered from head to toe with an entire tube of A&D OintmentAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-85888412105680067132007-09-16T22:49:00.000-04:002007-09-16T22:49:00.000-04:00I've got several things that I never thought I'd h...I've got several things that I never thought I'd have to hear myself say but the one that tops the list is:<BR/>"Get your penis off the police car!" <BR/>It sounds a lot worse than it really was. My son (I believe he was 3 at the time) was playing with some Matchbox cars and for some reason he stripped naked and, well, put his penis on the police car. He's a strange, strange child!!!! LOL!Jill Pagelshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11851058518581061081noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-68817846758207506272007-09-15T14:00:00.000-04:002007-09-15T14:00:00.000-04:00I just started reading your blog...I LOVE it! Con...I just started reading your blog...I LOVE it! Congrats on all your recent success and hope your little guys feels much better soon!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-89484031460588993982007-09-15T08:02:00.000-04:002007-09-15T08:02:00.000-04:00Yesterday's..."please don't bite the lawn mower."Yesterday's...<BR/>"please don't bite the lawn mower."Melinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11033252213822670433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-40142647652789773342007-09-14T15:19:00.000-04:002007-09-14T15:19:00.000-04:00Mine was, "I know, it's really hard to eat grapes ...Mine was, "I know, it's really hard to eat grapes with mittens on"TLhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13187138749827028364noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-1025998182976179742007-09-14T12:49:00.000-04:002007-09-14T12:49:00.000-04:00OK...I needed to go for papertowels after reading ...OK...I needed to go for papertowels after reading these!!<BR/><BR/>Some to add...<BR/><BR/>Why would you make impressions of your hair with silly putty? (Rubbing alchohol gets *some* of it out)<BR/><BR/>Mom, "Don't sing the 'Hokey Pokey' on the potty"....Thing 1, "Put your whole self in"....SPLOSH!!!<BR/><BR/>Thank you sooo much for your blog!!<BR/><BR/>Mom of two wild thingsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-17268447165467542142007-09-14T08:50:00.000-04:002007-09-14T08:50:00.000-04:00hello!! I'm French and your link was sent to me by...hello!! <BR/>I'm French and your link was sent to me by friends in USA! <BR/>I really love your writing!!!!!!! <BR/>Good luck with you kids (i have too and... well... enough for me!! LOL)<BR/><BR/>EmmaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-67316328699024889442007-09-14T08:17:00.000-04:002007-09-14T08:17:00.000-04:00The one I can't believe I say - "Yogurt/applesauce...The one I can't believe I say - "Yogurt/applesauce/soup is not a finger food!" Hee!Meg McCormickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01226110990838922422noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-62935176904005841502007-09-14T00:32:00.000-04:002007-09-14T00:32:00.000-04:00When my mother was upset with one of her six child...When my mother was upset with one of her six children she would sometimes say... "You're the world's worst..." I was tempted to respond, "Well. at least I've excelled in something."Rickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07965400321043093038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-88200407960530686952007-09-13T23:29:00.000-04:002007-09-13T23:29:00.000-04:00OH MY! I thought I was the only one!! I have 6 chi...OH MY! I thought I was the only one!! I have 6 children too, and reading your blog......I feel like I am reading my OWN! You are awesome! But....then...the humbleness in me, I feel like 6? MY! I have it MADE!! So many of my friends, family have at least 8 or more children, and seem to be always smiling...making it look such a breeze! I ONLY have 6!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-24359216846585852032007-09-13T20:33:00.000-04:002007-09-13T20:33:00.000-04:00I can't stand how funny this is...seriously, this ...I can't stand how funny this is...seriously, this post is a riot.<BR/><BR/>One of my favorite things to ever escape my lips was while in a leather store telling my 14 month old son "Don't let your knives touch the coats". Um...yeah...I let him play with plastic forks and knives...Sarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10050711593559359405noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-2584183641054115982007-09-13T13:51:00.000-04:002007-09-13T13:51:00.000-04:00Thanks to morning sickness that has lasted all day...Thanks to morning sickness that has lasted all day for 17 weeks, I've finally had to get help with my housework. My housekeeper found a piece of petrified string cheese behind a chair in our family room. I immediately thought of you and the hotdog and died laughing. Thanks for sharing all the silliness in your household. <BR/><BR/>I pray your son's surgery went well and was uncomplicated.Ginahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10086462444136948547noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-83804789800803570712007-09-13T13:09:00.000-04:002007-09-13T13:09:00.000-04:00Hahaha I love it! This sounds just like my house b...Hahaha I love it! This sounds just like my house but I only have 4 kids lol. I have 3 boy's ages 12, 10, and 6, then my only girl is 2. Everything I have read from you here (and on E-Bay) sounds like everything I go through with my kiddo's. Gratz on the fame btw:) It couldnt have hapened to a better person in my opinion. If you get around to it I'll tell you some of my stories haha like when my synndillwow1https://www.blogger.com/profile/15235849134981080716noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-78616553496646708352007-09-13T12:49:00.000-04:002007-09-13T12:49:00.000-04:00I so love your blog, it truly is a high point of m...I so love your blog, it truly is a high point of my day! Brings 'joy and joyness' (Charlie the Unicorn) to me each day!<BR/><BR/>Thanks!NC2 Teamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06221556558936278107noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-61387150324594733002007-09-13T10:56:00.000-04:002007-09-13T10:56:00.000-04:00This is EXACTLY how my blog got its name...I had t...This is EXACTLY how my blog got its name...I had to decide between "Don't drool on my blue suede shoes" which I said when my oldest was 6 months old. Or "is that a raisin on the floor, or a roach?" <BR/>Ah, symantics.:o) mghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14773843852276872484noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-34507684826201487182007-09-13T09:21:00.000-04:002007-09-13T09:21:00.000-04:00i love reading your blog sounds just like my life ...i love reading your blog sounds just like my life i have 3 girls and people think im mad<BR/><BR/>piggydreams@hotmail.co.ukAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-73172719652778289332007-09-13T00:49:00.000-04:002007-09-13T00:49:00.000-04:00You have no idea how much I needed this...I have b...You have no idea how much I needed this...I have been having the hardest time with my Daughter and I have to tell you that whenever I read your blog I think to myself, Now I know I am not alone! THANK YOU!Laurahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16290221920620664840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-59494047457642686832007-09-12T23:41:00.000-04:002007-09-12T23:41:00.000-04:00I hope your read this.When my children were younge...I hope your read this.<BR/><BR/>When my children were younger, we had to constantly play "Land Before Time" movies and Barney episodes. <BR/><BR/>One day some newly wed friends came over. One of them looked at the singing dinosaur on the screen and said, "A singing dinosaur? Now that is something you don't see every day."<BR/><BR/>Do a list of funny things folks without children say to the bigwhitehathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05378526701377764387noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-69380975889648195582007-09-12T22:01:00.000-04:002007-09-12T22:01:00.000-04:00OMG. When did we become our mothers? Oh yea. Wh...OMG. When did we become our mothers? Oh yea. When we had kids.<BR/><BR/>White Trash MOm (can't sign into blogger, I am an idiot).testbloghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03816662157849371458noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-55739662232406339132007-09-12T19:57:00.000-04:002007-09-12T19:57:00.000-04:00When I was younger me and my brother who is 18 mon...When I was younger me and my brother who is 18 months older than I gave the cat a "bath" in maple syrup. Mom loved that one almost as much as when we shampooed each others hair in peanut butter!<BR/>She still talks about it to this day 30 years laterAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4732255176396931795.post-89062322144644039842007-09-12T18:48:00.000-04:002007-09-12T18:48:00.000-04:00I have 15 month old twins and the one thing that h...I have 15 month old twins and the one thing that has come out of my mouth that I still can't believe is..."Stop playing with your brothers penis"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com